Lyam – Jurassic world 2 (jungle name?)

Review of the sensational summer blockbuster world of the Jurassic period 2.
Does this film deserve to be called “Summer Blockbuster”? Where did the acting of Chris Pratt go and whether she was at all?
Pleasant viewing.
The saucepan of tea and a mug of dumplings will not hurt))

The film begins with a tense “white” and relaxed “black” in search of a sample of the DNA of the deceased hybrid – Indominus Rex from the previous part of the film. They find “biomaterial” and send it to the surface with their tense “white colleagues”. When suddenly a carousel cliche turns on, with the death of nouns in the end.

Next, they tell us the plot of the plot, https://gamblingsitesnotongamstop.co.uk/ resemble the events of the previous part, and at the same time that in America there is a working judicial system. The Goldbbum crawled straight from the 90s from the 90s from the 90s, incoherent nonsense about nuclear weapons, genetic code and cataclysms (which, like death, only faced face to face, find out what it is).

We watch iPhone’s advertising, negotiation training and a red -haired autistic call to a young, cunning rich and naive, old rich man who send her to save the last, swivel cycling named Blue and other dinosaurs. They send her, because the dinosaurs cannot be tracked without a terminal for reptiles, but you can open it only with the help of the autistic hand. You fucking seriously?! What kind of dummy came up with such a security system?! What if crackers get her prints? Even if the prints do not work, but they should work, why do not attackers simply chop off her hand and get full access to a super -secret terminal? Even a password from the 1st to 8 more reliable way to protect than this nonsense! She herself, of course, can not cope with this, so she turns for help for the better and only trainer of dinosaurs in the Universe -Crisa Prattu! Pratt says that he was poher on animals and it would be possible to need that the film would end, but he will change his mind in a second and decides to go to the island with autistic. A serious doctor is added to them and not a funny computer.

We look at the views. We get acquainted with the evil mercenary who on the face says that he is evil. We look at the views, O dinosaur.The group gets to the “super -protected” terminal, and then … and then look at yourself.
Pratt finds “Blue” and shows miracles of training, the mercenaries turn out to be evil, cut down grief of the smash, shoot “Blue” and take it with them to the ship. Negro screams, the dinosaur growls, the redhead is pushing. After 40 minutes, the action begins, and at the same time rather shitty. Heroes just run to the water, and then emerge ashore. It finally reaches the morons that they were used and they manage to the sailing ship of enemies, but no one knits them, because … the autistic has put on a cap and now no one recognizes her! Clark Kent approves. Naturally, no one thought to see inside the van.

The assholes will show up, granddaughter is worried, grandfather is thinking. “Blue” dies and she needs urgent blood transfusion, since there is also dinosaurs on board. The girl makes his way to the secret laboratory in order to enjoy the “chic” game Chris Pratt. The child is planted under the castle. Heroes come to the mansion, but one guard notices them at night! So a person who did not somehow recognize them with them on the island, and a crowd of mercenaries, who was traveling with them in one fucking car, does not know?! Logics! Downs catch other Downes and put them in camera. A cunning young rich man kills a naive old rich man.

The granddaughter runs away from the room and discovers the dead grandfather. Mudaki begin the auction. Heroes run away from the camera with the help of a “so successful” Dinozor’s neighbor with the ability to break through the walls. Having freed, they meet the girl and decide to run.
We are shown “Ebaratrapter”, but the pratt with the dinosaur is tended to bidding. The mercenary goes to find out what is happening, but is burned by the “Ebaratrapt” like another asshole. We learn that the granddaughter is not a granddaughter, but a clone of the daughter of a naive old rich man.
It is time for the final action, but instead we are forced to watch 10 minutes of hide and seeks with dinosaurs. Naturally, the girl runs and runs away, and Pratt must find Messi, that is, Maysey! Macei, having lived all his life in the mansion, finds the best place to hide from the “Ebaratrapter”, namely … on the bed under the blanket, bitch. The monster finds her and instead of immediately killing the victim decides to play Mr. Harvey! The girl screams and Pratt immediately comes to the rescue, who was never in the mansion and could not find her in any way, but now help is required and of course “Blue” immediately appears, which found him … by smell? Which found him with the help of “the power of love”. The action is transferred to the roof, the “Ebaratrapter” falls under the glass, but manages to grab the frame, makes the exit by 2, but this does not save him from the “power of love” “Blue”.
The Dawns team again assembled and finds the choking locked dinosaurs, the autistic releases them from the cage, but does not open the gate so that the poor reptiles gained hope for salvation, but suffocate right near the exit. After all, so much funnier. Seriously – it’s like taking a child from a shelter, but not let him go into the car and leave! While the Downes are looking at dying dinosaurs, the girl still releases them. A cunning rich man runs away with “biomaterial” to return in the next part, but since the actor is not a cash register he overtakes his karma and he is burned, and the material is trampled.
Pratt says goodbye to “Blue”, and we look like cold -blooded predators who killed all living things to get to the whole film hang out with surfers and lions, and in the scene after the credits we are waiting for a bonus … Pterodactyls in Vegas!

What do we have in the end? Complete creative impotence of the creators. A moronic plot, a disgusting acting, only the 2nd boring action scenes for the film and this is fucking in the summer blockbuster, but the worst is dinosaurs. They do not scare or delight, they are just no. A bunch of highly polygonal pixels on the screen are not able to cause at least some interest in the viewer.
That’s all.